地点：莫妮卡卧室
人物：菲比，莫妮卡
事件：莫妮卡与理查德分手后，痛苦焦虑难以入眠，菲比试图让她放松却并不奏效。

Phoebe: Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close your eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
菲比：放松你身体的每一块肌肉，听着叮叮咚咚的音乐。好的，现在闭上你的眼睛，想一个能让你快乐的地方。好，现在告诉我你的快乐之地。
Monica: Richard's living room, drinking wine.
莫妮卡：理查德家的客厅，在喝着酒。
Phoebe: All right. No, no, no, not a Richard thing, just put down the glass. And get out!
菲比：好的。不，不，不，不能和理查德有关。放下酒杯，赶紧出来。
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
莫妮卡：对不起，但那是让我快乐的地方。
Phoebe: Well, Okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
菲比：哦，好吧，好吧，那用我的快乐之地吧。好的，我现在要，我得要求你不要移动任何东西。
Monica: All right, I'll try not to.
莫妮卡：好的，我尽量不动。
Phoebe: Okay, all right, so, you're in a meadow, millions of stars in the sky...
菲比：好的，好了，那么你在一片草地上，天空中繁星点点……
Monica: Do you think breaking up with him was a huge mistake?
莫妮卡：你认为和他分手是不是个天大的错误？
Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees...
菲比：好吧，在快乐之地不允许问问题。好的，只有微风，和从树的缝隙撒下的月光……
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me. I'll bet he's fine.
莫妮卡：我打赌他已经忘了我，我打赌他过得很好。
Phoebe: All right, betting and wagering of any kind, are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place. Okay. Just-just, you know, the-the lovely waterfalls, and the, the trickling fountains. And the–the calming sounds of the babbling brook...
菲比：好，我敢保证，任何形式的打赌和赌博在快乐之地都是不允许的。好吧，只有，只有，你知道，可爱的瀑布，缓缓喷涌的泉水，还有潺潺的溪水，发出宁静的音律……
Monica: Okay, this isn't working. I'm still awake and now I have to pee.
莫妮卡：好吧，这对我不起作用。我还是醒着，而且我现在得去小便。