in fact it's the first time I lied about my age I was 27
事实上我第一次说谎 说我27岁了
No, no, I know I was teaching here
但实际上不是的 那时我刚在这教书的时候
And I would just turned 28 and somebody said,
马上就要28岁了 那时有人问我
"do you have birthday, didn't you?" And I said, "yeah "
你刚刚过生日了吧 我回答道"是啊"
And he said," how old are you?"
他接着问"那你多大了"
And I said, "27 "
27了
Because somehow 27 was near 25 which was young
我撒谎是因为27岁接近25岁显得年轻
And 28 was nearly 30 which sounded old
而28岁离30岁不远 显得人老
As you get older the little numbers don't matter to you anymore
随着年龄增加 有这么几岁之差 你也不觉得有啥了
You just don't want to change the first number
你都懒得虚报自己年龄了
You know that numbers are okay
都无所谓了
What's 41 or 42?
到什么时候才有这觉悟呢 41岁还是42岁呢
But no not 50
这你非得到年过半百的时候才成
What's Lancelot like?
兰斯洛特怎么样
Lancelot is courtly, he's merciful
兰斯洛特这时威严而宽容
To repeat lest if you missed it he's ugly
不过还是要提醒一下各位 他的长相还是丑陋的
And he's invincible
但他打遍天下无敌手
All swords again just miscellaneous stuff,
剑法超群
And kinda curiously joy
乐趣横生
The word joy is associated with Lancelot
兰斯洛特总是乐呵呵的
And later we'll get his castle I do that well
对于他的城堡我们稍后再说
He's associated with Lancelot
他自命兰斯洛特骑士
Lancelot believes that he has right
认为自己有权这么做
So he believes in absolutes
他绝对相信自己可以这么做
And he believes that chastity gave him strength
他笃信忠贞赐予了自己力量
Or gives him strength
并且会一直赐予自己力量
And so he's gonna do a miracle and in his mind he can only do this miracle
他要创造奇迹并认为也只有他才能创造奇迹
Because he is chaste
因为他是忠贞不二的