地点：中央公园咖啡馆
人物：菲比，乔伊，罗斯，钱德勒
事件：菲比暂时失业，而钱德勒的秘书又正巧请假，于是菲比成了钱德勒的临时秘书。

Phoebe: Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?
菲比：啊，啊，把笔给我，你们能想像操作钻床的我吗？
Joey: I don't know. What are you wearing?
乔伊：不知道，你当时会穿什么？
Ross: Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?
罗斯：菲比，你为什么想操作钻床？
Phoebe: Just for some short-term-work. You know, until I get back some of my massage clients. 菲比：只是暂时的工作。你知道，一直做到我找回部份的按摩客户。
Chandler: Pirates again?
钱德勒：又是海盗？
Phoebe: No, nothing like that. I was just...such a dummy. I taught this "massage-yourself-at-home-workshop." And they are.
菲比：不，没那回事，只是……我是个大笨蛋。我教他们“自己在家动手作按摩”，结果他们就在家里作。
Joey: Hey, hey, Chan. She could work for you.
乔伊：嘿，嘿，钱德勒，她可以为你工作啊。
Chandler: Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
钱德勒：谢了，乔伊，这是个“好主意”。
Phoebe: What... I could, I could do it. What is it?
菲比：什么……我可以，我可以啊，是什么工作？
Chandler: Well, my secretary is gonna be out for a couple of weeks. She is having one of her boobs reduced. It's a whole big boob story.
钱德勒：我秘书这几周无法来上班，她去做消乳手术。一言难尽的波霸故事。
Phoebe: I could be a secretary.
菲比：我可以当个秘书。
Chandler: Well, you know Pheebs, I don't know if it'd be your thing, because it involves a lot of being normal. For a large portion of the day.
钱德勒：那，菲比，我不知道你是不是这块料，因为这份工作得要表现“正常”。白天要尽量正常。
Phoebe: I could do that.
菲比：我能办到。