地点：中央公园咖啡馆
人物：老友六人
事件：钱德勒拒绝升职并且想要辞掉工作，因为他不想一辈子和数据处理打交道。

Ross: What's going on?
罗斯：发生了什么事？
All: What is it?
众人：到底怎么了？
Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.
钱德勒：今天和平常没什么两样，我在输入数字时，大人物艾尔叫我到他办公室，说他要我当电脑处理的主管。
All: That's great!
众人：真是太好了，恭喜！
Chandler: So... I quit.
钱德勒：所以……我就辞职不干了。
All: Why?
众人：为什么？
Chandler: Why? This was supposed to be a temp job!
钱德勒：为什么？因为这本来就只是暂时的工作。
Monica: Yeah, Chandler... you've been there for five years.
莫妮卡：是啊，钱德勒……你在公司工作都5年了。
Chandler: If I took this promotion, it'd be like admitting that this is what I actually do.
钱德勒：要是我接受升职，不就承认这就是我的职业了吗。
Monica: So was it a lot more money?
莫妮卡：这样的话，那不是能赚更多钱？
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
钱德勒：我不在乎。我就是不想成为在办公室坐到午夜，然后一直担心“WENUS”的人。
Rachel: The WENUS?
瑞秋：WENUS什么意思？
Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage Systems. A processing term.
钱德勒：“周净值估算使用系统”。这是电脑处理方面的术语。
Rachel: Oh. That WENUS.
瑞秋：哦，原来是那个WENUS啊。