地点：莫妮卡和钱德勒公寓
人物：莫妮卡，钱德勒
事件：本来排斥泡澡的钱德勒在莫妮卡的说服下尝试了一次，之后便一发不可收拾。然而他自己在家洗泡泡浴却出了问题。

Monica: What's wrong?
莫妮卡：出什么事儿了？
Chandler: I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The water's tepid. The salt didn't dissolve and is now… lodged places. And the scents I used don't complement each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile—Oh!
钱德勒：我自己放洗澡水，但是好像弄错了什么。水温温的，浴盐没有溶解，所以现在它……结块了。还有，我用的香料好像也不配。桉树和柑橘味？哦！
Monica: What?
莫妮卡：怎么了？
Chandler: The bath salts! They're starting to effervesce! It's different. It's interesting.
钱德勒：浴盐！它们开始起泡泡了！感觉很不一样。有意思。
Monica: Okay, let's talk about something else.
莫妮卡：好啦，我们谈谈别的吧。
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
钱德勒：好啊！当然，当然。那么，你今天过得怎么样？哦，哦，哦！
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and…
莫妮卡：嗯，我和乔伊进行了一场非常怪异的谈话。他讲到了规矩啊、对错啊之类的东西，还有……
Chandler: I had the exact same conversation.
钱德勒：我之前也跟他有过完全一样的交谈。
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
莫妮卡：是吗？他说了些什么?
Chandler: I don't know! Joey hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!
钱德勒：我没听懂！在乔伊演完《麦克白》之后，我还没看到过他像现在这样说不出话来呢！
Monica: That was a long night.
莫妮卡：那晚可真漫长啊。