地点：莫妮卡和钱德勒公寓
人物：乔伊，钱德勒
事件：乔伊在美容店修眉未果求助钱德勒，钱德勒便将自己少年时为父亲修眉的秘密告诉了他。

Joey: I may be a sissy but I'll still pound you into the ground. All right look, it hurts so bad, I could only let her do one eyebrowand now... they don't match!
乔伊：就算我是个娘娘腔，我还是会把你打倒在地。好吧，那太疼了，我只能让她弄一个眉毛，而现在……它们不对称！
Chandler: It's like a baby caterpillar chasing its mama!
钱德勒：就像小毛毛虫在追赶它妈妈！
Joey: You gotta help me out, OK? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one so I don't look stupid for my pictures.
乔伊：你得帮我，好吗？你看，我这儿有标记笔，我想让你把窄的那个填上，这样在屏幕里我看起来就不会很傻了。
Chandler: OK. First of all, this is green!
钱德勒：好。首先，这是绿色的！
Joey: What the hell am I supposed to do!
乔伊：我究竟该怎么办！
Chandler: All right, I will help you out, but you have to promise me that you will not tell anyone what I am about to tell you.
钱德勒：好了，我会帮你的，但是你得保证你不会把我要告诉你的事情告诉别人。
Joey: What, what.
乔伊：什么事，什么事。
Chandler: OK, you know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn or taking out the garbage, while I earn mine by plucking the eyebrows of my father and his "business" partners.
钱德勒：好吧，你知道大部分孩子靠割草或倒垃圾赚零花钱吧，而我是靠给我爸和他的“商业”伙伴拔眉毛赚钱。
Joey: Oh my God!
乔伊：噢，老天啊！
Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess you don't need my help, Victor Victoria!
钱德勒：好吧，我猜你不用我帮忙了，维柯多·维多利亚！
Joey: OK all right, no, no, no, no, I do, I do, I do, I need your help, but Chandler, I don't know if句I can take anymore plucking. It hurts so bad!
乔伊：不，不，不，不，我需要，我需要，我需要，我需要你帮忙，但是钱德勒，我不知道我还能否受得了拔眉毛了。实在是太疼了！
Chandler: Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.
钱德勒：噢，不会的。用我的配方，冰块，库拉索芦荟和我温柔的、自己很讨厌的触摸，你不会疼的。