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I'm convinced Magic Johnson has approximately 73 teeth in his mouth.
我确信魔术师·约翰逊嘴里差不多有73颗牙。
People say Lebron flops. Have you ever seen this French woman named Tony Parker? French woman.
人们都说詹姆斯假摔。说这话的见过那个叫托尼·帕克的法国娘们吗？法国娘们。
Wesley Matthews complains about every foul. Just go eat donuts on the bench you fat f**k. Fat f**k? F**king 6 percent body fat.
韦斯利·马修斯每次犯规都抱怨。待在板凳席上吃你的甜甜圈吧，你这死肥佬。死肥佬？我体脂才他妈占6%。
Can we make a special called, "I hate Jalen Rose?" Because I hate Jalen Rose.
我们能不能做一期名叫《我讨厌杰伦·罗斯》的特别节目？因为我讨厌杰伦·罗斯。
Jimmy Butler look so ugly bruh look like a face you put on a totem pole bruh lookin' like a tiki mask bruh.
吉米·巴特勒长得太丑了，老兄，活像图腾柱上的面孔，老兄，长得像提基（神灵名）面具啊，老兄。
Jeremy Lin is worth probably a half jar of mustard pickles. You're worth a half jar of mustard pickles.
林书豪大概也就值半罐芥末泡菜。你才值只值半罐芥末泡菜呢。
Reggie Miller can't dress for s***. Really?
雷吉·米勒他娘的根本就不会穿衣服。真的吗？
Draymond Green look like Donkey from Shrek.
追梦·格林活像《怪物史莱克》里的驴。
Zack Randolph is not so much IN basketball shape. Rather, he IS a basketball shape. Yes, I just called him fat. #sports. That's alright.
扎克·伦道夫如今已不是篮球运动员体型，而是篮球体型了。没错，我就是在说他肥。#体育。肥就肥咯。
Marc Jackson is easily the most annoying voice on television. Well, then there is Jeff Van Gundy.
马克·杰克逊无疑是电视上最讨人厌的声音。不过，还有杰夫·范甘迪。
Yooooooooo Jeff Van Gundy a fool lol. I is.
哟~杰夫·范甘迪是个蠢货，哈哈哈。我确实是。
Andrew Bogut is so f**king ugly. He might be the infamous Big Foot. Well, I guess we found him.
安德鲁·博古特真他妈丑。没准他就是臭名昭著的大脚怪（一种未被证实存在的、类猿的野人）。呃，我想我们找到他了。
Imagine the damage Steph Curry would be doing in the NBA if he didn't have such a girly name. #ChangeItToSteve
如果史黛夫·库里不叫这么娘炮的名字，他在NBA该会多牛逼啊。#改名为史蒂夫吧
Steve's a terrible name. Oh, shoot! That's my coach's name.
斯蒂夫是个糟糕的名字。哎呀，不好！这是我教练（史蒂夫·科尔）的名字。
Deandre Jordan looks like that uncle at a cookout that sticks his fork in ya plate.
德安德鲁·乔丹长得像是野餐时把叉子伸进你盘子里的怪大叔。
Well, I think that sharing is caring so f**k you Joey Fly.
这个嘛，我认为分享即是关怀，所以去你大爷的，乔伊·弗莱。
GOOD BYE BLAKE GRIFFIN YOU SOFT GINGER HAIR COLORED LINDSEY LOHAN FRECKLED FACE TWO HEADED BITCH TAKE YA ASS HOME BITCH.
再见了，布雷克·格里芬，你个软绵绵红头发林赛·罗韩（美国女演员），雀斑脸的双头裱，快滚回家吧，婊砸。
Wow, all caps huh? Maybe throw in some lower case next time.
哇哦，全是大写啊？下次改为小写的喷吧。
Remember when Kobe Bryant used to dunk and it wasn't a surprise. Now every time he dunks, it's a big deal. Yeah, I remember that.
还记得科比扣篮是家常便饭的日子吗？如今他扣篮可是件大事。我记得。
