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I thought if you guys wouldn't mind I'd just like to write up my weekly Thank You Notes, right now. Is that cool with you guys?
如果大家不介意，接下来是本周的感谢信环节，可以吗朋友们？
You guys are the best. James, can I have some thank you note writing music please? Wow. Wow.
你们最棒了，詹姆斯，给我来点感谢信背景音乐吧？哦哦。
Unbuttoned and everything. It looks like he's in a good mood.
自由自在，他似乎心情很好。
Thank you Avengers: Endgame, for making billions of dollars or as it's also known, the reverse Trump.
谢谢《复仇者联盟4：终局之战》，你赢得了数十亿美金，又被叫作“颠覆小特”。
A billion dollars? Billion, billion, billion.
十亿美金？十亿，十亿，十亿。
Thank you, having the name Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor for being the quickest way to teach the royal baby the entire alphabet.
谢谢阿尔奇·哈里森·蒙巴顿-温莎这个名字，教授皇室婴儿所有字母的最快方式出炉。
Long name. Thank you new Pokemon movie or as Bradley Cooper calls it, I just want to take another peek at you.
很长的名字，谢谢宝可梦公司公司的新电影，或是布莱德利·库珀所说的，我只想再偷看一下你。
Come on! Come on! Give it up. What? Is that your pointer? What is that?
好吧，好吧，掌声送给他，啥？这是你的标志吗？这是啥？
I have no idea what this thing is at all. What is this thing? I think it was a proctologist sketch.
我都不知道这是干啥用的，这是什么呢？我认为这是直肠病学家的草图。
Weird props back there. Thank you, biking to work, for letting my co-workers see exactly which of my sweat glands are the most active.
有这么奇怪的道具，谢谢骑车上班，让我的同事可以清晰地看清楚我的哪条汗腺最活跃。
Thank you, chargers so large they take up more than one plug, for being the man spreaders of the electrical outlets.
谢谢那些大型充电器，你们占据了不止一个插头空间，你成为了插座版“岔腿占座”王。
Thank you golf announcers, for being the original ASMR. He's on the green and this is for par. He's on the green and this is for par.
谢谢高尔夫广播员，他们是最开始的“颅内高潮”，他在果岭，这是他的标准杆。他在果岭，这是他的标准杆。
My Facebook's on. I think I'm getting poked. Come on, I'm an old man. I'm an old man. What do you want me to do?
我开着脸书呢，我认为我被捅了，哎我是一个老男人了，我是老男人，你想让我干嘛？
Thank you giant group text's, for giving my pants a chance to vibrate for a full hour.
谢谢群发短信，你让我的裤子有机会震动整一小时。
There you go those are my thank-you notes.
这就是感谢信节目。
