地点：中央公园咖啡馆

人物：罗斯，乔伊，钱德勒，莫妮卡

事件：罗斯开始替萨拉卖饼干，老友们都纷纷从他那里买了很多饼干。

剧情片段（场景：中央公园咖啡馆内，罗斯在记录大家购买饼干的情况。）

Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters—Santa①, Rudolph②, and Baby Jesus③.

罗斯：……这些是你们最喜欢的圣诞人物形状的饼干：圣诞老人，鲁道夫，还有耶稣宝宝。

Joey: All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s.

乔伊：好吧，我要1盒奶油口味的耶稣宝宝。

Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on. I’m trying to send a poor little girl to Space camp. I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?

罗斯：等等，就1盒？再来点儿吧，这可是为了帮一个小女孩参加太空营啊。我给你算5盒。钱德勒，你呢？

Chandler: Ahh, all right, do you have any coconut flavoured deities1?

钱德勒：好吧，你有没有椰子口味的神？

Ross: No, but ah, there’s coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, I’ll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night. Mon?

罗斯：没有，但是，嗯，光明节烛台形状的饼干有椰子口味的。我给你算8盒，每晚1盒。（转向莫妮卡）莫？

Monica: All right, I’ll take one box of the mint treasures. One, and that’s it. I–I started gaining weight after I joined④ the Brown Birds. Remember? Dad bought every one of my boxes and I ate them all?

莫妮卡：好吧，我要1盒薄荷口味的。1盒就好了。我，我参加“美国棕鸟”之后就胖了。记得吗？爸爸买光了我的饼干，然后被我全都吃掉了？

Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy every one of your boxes because you ate them all.3 But ah, y’know I’m sure that’s not gonna happen this time. Why don’t I just put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolph’s?

罗斯：不是，莫妮卡，爸爸不得不买下所有饼干，因为你把饼干全吃光了。可是，啊，这次一定不会这样了，我就给你算3盒薄荷味的，几盒鲁道夫吧？

Monica: No.4

莫妮卡：不要。