地点：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓（原钱德勒和乔伊公寓）
人物：钱德勒，乔伊，菲比
事件：菲比忍不住想吃肉，可是心里又非常地愧疚，在她陷入两难境地很纠结时，乔伊决定代替菲比吃素。

剧情片段
Chandler: There’s a Phoebe on my sandwich!
钱德勒：（钱德勒新做好的三明治刚开始咬上，一旁的菲比便从三明治的另外一边开始疯狂地吃起来）有个菲比在我的三明治上！（钱德勒走开了，把三明治留给了菲比）
Joey: Phoebe, what–what are you doing?!
乔伊：菲比，你在干什么？
Phoebe: I can’t help it①. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.1
菲比：我忍不住，我需要肉。孩子想吃肉。
Joey: All right look, y’know how when you’re dating someone and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless② it’s with someone really hot?
乔伊：好吧，你知道你和别人交往时不能欺骗她们，但除非遇见特辣的，对吧？
Phoebe: Yeah, totally!
菲比：对，是这样！
Joey: All right. This is the same kind of deal. If you’re going to do something wrong, do it right! 2 Feel better now?
乔伊：好的，同样的道理，既然你已经决定破戒了，（从冰箱中拿出两盒牛排）那就吃点儿好的吧！（过了一会儿，菲比吃完了牛排）现在感觉好点儿了吗？
Phoebe: Yeah, but at what cost? Six more months, three meals a day, I’m gonna eat like, millions of cows③. Mommy cows, daddy cows, baby cows. No, I’ll never eat baby cows. No veal! But veal.3
菲比：嗯，可是，这要付出多大的代价啊？6个月,一天3顿肉,我会吃掉，成百万头牛。牛妈妈，牛爸爸，牛宝宝。不，我绝不会吃牛宝宝的！死也不吃！（想了想）尽量不吃！
Joey: Hey, what if ④ I said, I could even things out⑤ for you, meat-wise.
乔伊：嘿，要是这样呢：我做些事帮你扯平，肉方面的。
Phoebe: What?
菲比：怎么做啊？
Joey: Well, I eat a lot of meat right? Suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you–you’d just be eating my animals.4
乔伊：我总是吃肉，对吗？（菲比附和表示同意）假设到孩子出世前我戒掉肉，那么就没有额外的动物会死掉，你就相当于吃我的动物。
Phoebe: Joey, I can’t believe you would do that for me.
菲比：乔伊，我不敢相信，你会为我这样做。
Joey: Absolutely! I could be a vegetarian⑥. There’s no meat in beer, right?
乔伊：当然能！我也可以做一个素食者啊。不过，啤酒里没有肉的，对吧？