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You know what? Today is the end of the week. And I feel like I need to send out my thank-you notes.
你知道吗？这一周就将结束了，我感觉我需要寄出我的感谢信了。
I usually write them out or send an e-mail. Let me just write out my thank-you notes right now. Is that okay?
我通常是手写或是发邮件，让我们开始今天的感谢信环节，可以吗？
Can I get thank-you-note-writing music, please? Thank you, socially distanced Father's Day,
来点感谢信背景音乐吧？谢谢需要保持社交距离的父亲节，
for finally taking care of that awkward "So, do we hug?" moment.
让我们终于重视了尴尬的“我们能拥抱吗？”时刻。
Thank you, Mary Trump's new tell-all book, Too Much and Never Enough, for sounding like a bad James Bond movie from the '80s that we all forgot about.
谢谢，玛丽·特朗普的最新曝光书籍，《太多了，永远不够》，听起来很像是糟糕的，我们都忘却了的80年代邦德电影。
Too much... And never enough... Thank you, movie theaters opening up with social distancing.
太多了....永远不够...谢谢电影院按照社交距离开放。
But even with only 10 people in the theater, I'm sure there's gonna still be that one guy who said, I'd see that, after every trailer.
但即使电影院只有10个人，我也肯定还会有人说，每个预告片后，我都会看。
I'd see that. I'd see that. Thank you, Tom Brady, for posting a photo of your new Tampa Bay Buccaneers uniform to Instagram
我都会看，我都会看，谢谢汤姆·布雷迪，你在Instagram发了一张坦帕湾海盗队的队服，
and for apparently having just discovered the iPhone's stage-light filter.
显然，你刚刚发现了苹果手机的舞台灯光过滤功能。
Never quite knew what that filter's for yet. Franny's figured it out.
还不清楚这个过滤器是干什么用的，弗兰妮知道了。
Thank you, Jurassic World: Dominion, resuming filming during the pandemic.
谢谢，《侏罗纪世界：圣域》，在疫情期间恢复拍摄。
If only the makers of the movie had a way to learn about ignoring ominous warnings from experts.
如果这部电影的制作人有办法了解如何无视专家们的不祥警告就好了。
Thank you, Trump sipping water, for looking like someone trying drink out of a tiny paper cup after having their hands injected with Novacain.
谢谢小特的小口抿水，你看上去很像是尝试用纸杯喝水一样，在喝之前双手注射了一种麻醉液。
Thank you, 24 Hour Fitness declaring bankruptcy, for finally giving me the ultimate reason not to go to the gym.
谢谢，“24小时健身”公司宣布破产，终于给了我不用去健身的终极理由。
Ah, yeah, I'd love to, but here's the thing...my gym doesn't exist. It doesn't exist.
嗯嗯，没错，我喜欢这个，但问题来了，我的健身房不存在了，它不存在了。
Finally. And like I could forget. Thank you, lightning bugs, for always looking like your butt just had a great idea.
最后，我可能忘了，谢谢萤火虫，你的屁股看上去总是想到了好点子一样。
We have a great show tonight, you guys! It is a big, big, big, big, big show.
本期的节目很精彩，朋友们，这是一个精彩的栏目。
More Tonight Show when we come back from the break. Come on back.
今夜秀还有更多精彩节目，休息之后马上回来。
