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Welcome back, everybody. You know, it can be hard to say goodbye, but sometimes you have to, and there are a few things I'd like to say goodbye to right now.
欢迎回来朋友们，嗯嗯，说再见很难，但这是必须的，但有几件事情是真的要再见了，看看。
It's time for Go On, Git. Go on, go on, go on, git Go on, git, weatherman telling me that 90-degree weather's gonna feel like 101.
又到了“少不更事的人”栏目了，少不更事的人，走吧，蠢蛋，预报员说90华摄氏度的感觉像101度。
Well, here I am, a common fool thinking that because it's 90 degrees out, it's gonna feel like 90 degrees.
嗯嗯，我来了，一般的啥子都会认为外面90华氏度，所以自身感觉会像90华氏度。
But, no, apparently it's gonna feel 11 degrees hotter that that. I feel like I'm eating catfish by the sun!
但显然不是，要比90华氏度高11度，我感觉在太阳边上吃鲇鱼。
I'll tell you what, weatherman. Feels like you should go on, git!
我想告诉你预报员，你个蠢蛋，该走了！
Go on, git, streaming services. Hollywood Video used to have everything you'd ever wanna watch,
走吧，你个少不更事的人，流媒体，“好莱坞视频”本应该有所有你要看的视频，
but now I'm supposed to remember which one of y'all has Ozark and which one of y'all has The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
但我现在要记得哪个流媒体可以看《黑钱胜地》，哪个流媒体有 《了不起的麦瑟尔夫人》。
It shouldn't be so dang hard to watch my Maisel.
看个麦瑟尔夫人本不应该这么难。
From now on, the only servic I'll be subscribing to is the one called git.
从现在开始，我唯一会订阅的流媒体叫做“傻蛋”。
Go on, git, the name Gregg spelled with two Gs. It's pronounced Greg. Not Greg-g. Now g-go on and g-git!
走吧，少不更事的人，“格莱格”这个名字里有两个G，但发音是“格莱格”，而不是“格莱格格”，所以走走吧，傻傻蛋！
Go on, git, random Wi-Fi networks that my phone keeps trying to connect to.
走吧，少不更事的人，我的手机一直在尝试连接随机无线网络。
N-Now, you listen here and you listen good. I have an honorable phone,
现现在，你听好了，我的手机是很尊贵的，
and it will not be hooking up with just any old Wi-Fi network that happens to be open for business, you hear?
而且它不会和任何一个刚刚开放的旧无线网络连接，你听清楚了吗？
And you're not exactly giving me confidence with a name like Free Wi-Fi Unlimited Now Free Connect Now.
而且你没有给我一个叫“免费无线，现在免费连接”网络的密码。
Besides, I got my own Wi-Fi network. Her name is Bessy. Password go on, but the second O is a zero. Git!
而且我有自己的无线网，她的名字是“贝西”，密码是“go on”，但第二个字母是0，哦，傻蛋。
Go on, git, sandwiches with toothpicks in 'em. I'm trying to eat you, not trying to get the roof of my mouth to participate in a tiny sword fight,
走吧，少不更事的人，三明治里夹牙签，我尝试品尝你，而不是想让我的上嘴唇参与一场刀枪乱战之中，
so git outta my BLT and G-I-T! Go on, git, Instagram Live letting people know that I'm watching them.
所以离开我的BLT三明治，你个傻蛋，走吧，少不更事的人，Instagram直播让人们知道我在看着他们。
I just wanted to check in quick to see if my sister's ex-boyfriend could deejay,
我只是想进去看一眼我妹妹的前男友是否可以打盘。
but now he knows I'm here and I can't leave because I'm the only one watching.
但他现在知道我在这里，我无法离开，因为只有我一个人在看他。
Heck, I think he's playing somethin' just for me. Well, I have a request.
见鬼，我认为他只是在为我一人演奏，好吧，我有个请求。
How 'bout Git Me Outta Here by the artist Go on, Git? Go on, git, moths.
我想听一首傻蛋演唱的“走吧，少不更事的人”，走吧，傻蛋，走吧，飞蛾。
I don't mean to sound rude but you're dumb as hell. All you do is eat clothes an get hypnotized by light bulbs.
我不想太没礼貌，但是你们太傻了，你们一直在吃衣服，然后被灯泡所吸引。
Plus you're all pale and up all night like some kind of vampire butterfly.
而且你们浑身发白，一整夜不睡觉，很像某种吸血鬼蝴蝶。
So, make like Twilight and after five movies, go on, git.
你们跟《暮光之城》没啥区别，然后五个月后，滚蛋吧。
Well, it's hard to see 'em go, but I'm glad I got that outta my system. Stay tuned for Andy Samberg.
嗯嗯，很难过他们要走了，但是我很高兴他们出师了，下面是安迪·萨姆伯格的采访，不要走开。
