Life after Death
A primary schoolteacher asked one of her students:
"Do you believe in life after death?" The boy answered:
"Yes, I do!" The teacher said, "Well, it is good
that you believe, because your grandpa came to school
to see me today, though you told me yesterday
that you needed to take a day off to attend his funeral!"
复活
有一个小学老师问她的学生:「你相不相信有复活的现象?」
他说:「相信啊!」老师说:「好,还好你相信,
因为昨天你跟我说你请假为你的祖父送葬,
他今天有来学校跟我打招呼!」