See The Dentist
(Originally In Chinese)

An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She
wentinto the dentist's room and immediately told him,
"Please do your job gently because my child is very
frightened. He gets frightened very easily." The dentist said
to her, "Don't be scared, you don't have to worry. I just have
to give him an anesthetic injection, and then he won't be
aware even if ten of his teeth are extracted." She said, "Oh!
Just extract one, not ten!" The mother then said, "Oh! That's
very good, I can leave everything to you, and I'll wait outside
because I'm also very scared. I dare not stay here to look."
She then went to take a seat outside. Before sitting down,
there was a sound from inside, a very loud scream that
deafened the ears. Immediately she ran inside and scolded
the doctor, "Hey! Just now you said that after the injection
he wouldn't feel anything. You cheated me! You made my
child suffer. He can't bear it anymore, from the way he
screamed, and you say you are a doctor!" The dentist then
said, "It's not like that, he is not the one who screamed,it
was me! I just wanted to touch his tooth just now and he
bit me. My hand is nearly broken."

看牙记

有一个老妈妈带她的小孩子去看牙医师，她进去

牙医室里面，就马上跟牙医说：「请医师轻轻一点做，因为我的小孩很害怕，

他胆量非常小。」那个牙医师就跟她讲：「这个你不要担心，我给他打一针

麻醉药，就连拿十个出来，他也不知道啊！」她说：「拿一个而已，不要拿

十个！」，「啊，那没什么啦！」这个妈妈就说：「如果这样子的话，太好

了、太好了，我万事都交给你了，拜托喔！我出去外面等，因为我也是胆量

很小，我不敢在这边看。」她就出去外面坐，还没有坐下来，房子里面哇哇

叫得很大声，耳朵都快迸出来了。她就赶快冲进门，在那边骂那个医生：

「你刚才跟我说你打一支针，他就不会感觉怎么样，这样子你还骗我！你让

我的小孩那么痛，他受不了，叫到这个样子，你还说什么你医生你！」然后

那个医生就说：「哎呀！不是他叫，是我叫。我刚才想用手摸他的牙齿，看

看怎么样，他就咬我一口，我的手快断掉了！」。