Illiterate
A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be , I have been illiterate for so long."
文盲
一个人到眼科专家诊所检查眼睛,他问医生,“大夫,我戴上眼睛后就能
读书了吗?”
“当然了,”医生说,“为什么不能呢?”
“噢,太棒了,我再也不是文盲了。”