Hairdresser: How do you want your hair cut?

Daniel: I want it the way Beckham wears it.

Hairdresser: Who is Beckham?

Daniel: Are you kidding me? Even the girls know Beckham. Whatever, I have a picture of him here.

Hairdresser: You are a big fan of him! He has strong legs.

Daniel: Sure, he is a soccer star.

(After cutting Daniel's hair, the hairdresser finds Daniel sleeping.)

Hairdresser: Hey, wake up. It's done. How do you like it?

Daniel: Oh, my God. It's disaster. It makes my head look like a soccer ball.

Hairdresser: But it's the same hairstyle.

Daniel: It looks like the hairstyle of Kahn who stands beside him in the picture.

Hairdresser: Oh. I made a mistake. I thought the guy on the right was Beckham.

Daniel: He plays outside right but it doesn't mean he has to stand on the right.

Hairdresser: Sorry, but do not worry. I think I can fix it. Just cut a little more off the temple.

Daniel: Do it, please.

理发师：你想要理什么样的发型？

丹尼尔：我想要贝克汉姆的发型。

理发师：贝克汉姆是谁？

丹尼尔：你跟我开玩笑吗？连女生都知道贝克汉姆。不管了，我这里有他的照片。

理发师：看来你很迷他了。他的腿很强壮哦。

丹尼尔：当然，他是足球明星嘛。

（头发理完了，理发师发现丹尼尔竟然睡着了。）

理发师：嗨，醒醒。头发理好了。你看怎么样？

丹尼尔：哦，天啊。这是场灾难。我的头看起来像个足球。

理发师：但是你们的头型看起来是一样的啊。

丹尼尔：它看起来像站在他（贝克汉姆）身边的卡恩的发型。

理发师：哦，我搞错了。我以为右边的那个是贝克汉姆。

丹尼尔：他踢右边锋，但这并不代表他非要站在右边啊。

理发师：真对不起，不过别担心。我想修剪一下就可以了。只要修剪一下鬓角就好了。

丹尼尔：就照你说的剪吧。

Daniel: I'm a big fan of Beckham, the great football player. I wear my hair the same way he does. He plays outside right and he is really cool. He is so famous that even the girls know him. I hope I can meet him in the future.

wear vt. 蓄，留

kid vt. 开玩笑

picture n. 图片

fan n. 狂热者

soccer n. 足球

disaster n. 灾难

hairstyle n. 发型

beside prep. 在……旁边

outside right 右边锋

temple n. 鬓角

1.Even the girls know Beckham.即使女孩子们也知道贝克汉姆。因为丹尼尔认为会有更多的男孩子喜欢足球，所以做为一个男理发师当然更应该知道，这里丹尼尔用的是讽刺的说法。

2.He plays outside right but it doesn't mean he has to stand on the right.他打右边锋并不意味着他一定要站在右边。贝克汉姆踢的位置是右边锋，而在照片中他站在左边，理发师把卡恩当成了贝克汉姆，所以丹尼尔这样讽刺他。

五官和体型的词汇

基础词汇

hand 手

leg 腿

eye 眼睛

mouth 嘴巴

teeth 牙齿

arm 手臂

nose 鼻子

foot 脚

提高词汇

waist 腰

neck 脖子

thumb 拇指