Gee: Where did Pig go?
Rat: To that new Greek restaurant downtown.
Gee: What’s it called?
Rat: “F”.
Gee: “F”? There’s no restaurant called “F”.
Rat: That’s what I said… But he said he saw it on a little sign in the window.
Gee: That’s not the name… It’s the grade given to it by the county for its cleanliness and food handling standards… And an “F” is the lowest possible grade.
Rat: So what’s the big deal?
Man: Yasou, Pig… Georgios. He drop you gyro behing stove, but ees okay becose yann I can reach with mop.