Rat: Are you watching the art history channel?
Gee: Shhh...I’m trying to hear this.
Rat: Ooh...What’s that guy’s problem?
Goat: That painting called “the scream.”
Pig: Why’s he screaming?
Gee: I don’t know. Can I watch this?
Rat: He probably got tired of that Moaning Lisa.
Pig: Geez.. Why was Lisa moaning?
Rat: I think she saw that Van Gogh guy cut his ears off.
Gee: Okay... Forget it. You two know absolutely nothing about art and if you had any sense, you’d be embarrassed by how stupid you sound. I’m leaving.
Pig: So why’d he cut his ears off?
Rat: I guess he didn’t want to hear all that screaming.