Jennifer: I can't even imagine you snorkeling!
Billy: Well, you'll see. With this new watch, I can go anywhere, do anything.
Jennifer: OK, Bond.
Billy: No, really. Look. It's got a double time zone setting.
Jennifer: So you can always keep two times at once?
Billy: Yep. I just can't decide what two cities to choose...
Jennifer: The only two times you need are "I'm late" and "I'm really late."