A: I've been looking for a swimming pool, but I haven't found one yet.
B: We have no pool, sir, but we do have swim stations in our gym.
A: Swim stations? Could you be a little more explicit?
B: You know how you run on a treadmill but don't go anywhere? Well, it's the same thing.
A: Gee, that's a great idea. Now, how much do I have to pay?
B: The stations are absolutely free to guests, sir.
A: Great! Now, when can I go down there and use the stations?
B: The swim stations are open daily from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m.
A: Boy, oh boy! I can't wait to change into my swim trunks.
B: Be warned, sir. At certain hours the swim stations are very crowded.