Billy: Hi, Jen! Got any grub?
Jennifer: I knew you just came over to raid my fridge.
Billy: (Opening the fridge door) What? This label says "Keep your hands off, Billy!"
Jennifer: That's the pizza. It's MINE!
Billy: And this cheese says, "Only one slice per day."
Jennifer: I’m practicing self-control.
Billy: The milk says, "Three more days to live"...