(Elaine is waiting again at yet another pump)
Elain: Hey!! What's the hold-up?
Attendant 2: Just a second, ma'am. I have to get some highway passes for this customer.
Elain: (Yells to attendant) HEY! Do I have "give me bad service" written on my forehead?!?
Attendant 2: OK, OK! Fill'er up, right? Now pop up your hood. So I can check your oil.
Elain: As long as you hustle. (Elaine pops the hood)
Attendant 2: Yep, you could use a little oil. Would you like 5W/50, 10W/40, 15W/40...?
Elain: W-35-W...what?!? Just...whatever. You decide. Fast!