Language Points

1.Makeup brushes are too expensive so I go to the art supply store and buy paint brushes.They work just the same.
2.I use my boobs like a stress ball whenever I get anxious. It actually helps calm me down because it's also a turn on.
3. I ran out of cotton pads while doing my makeup so I use tampons.
4.When I run out of clean underwear and don't have time for laundry I wear old pairs with a new panty liner each day.
5.I make sex tapes with my boyfriend so we don't have to pay for porn.
6.I broke my vibrator so now I use my electric toothbrush.
7.I use butter to wash my face when I run out of money because it makes my face just as soft as the expensive stuff.
8.My life was changed when I realized my eyelash curler could open a beer bottle.
9.I use my cat as a heating pad during my period.