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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse. But then my dad asked me if I had a condom they could use.

今天，当我正在看netflix的时候，我爸妈醉醺醺，跌跌撞撞地进了门，全程都在亲热…这有点过了吧！但是，紧接着，我老爸问我有没有避孕套可以借他去用…真是够了！

Today，my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in.

今天，我三岁的小孩没找着厕所。我正准备找纸巾去清理干净，我一岁的小孩就在那个完美的“水坑”里玩耍起来…真是够了！

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday.

今天，我的岳母给我发短信，祝我生日快乐。她拼错了我的名字，而且, 今天并不是我的生日。真是够了！