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Unit 3 The Best Thing That Could Ever Happen
单元 3 最棒的事
Three old men were sitting around and talking.
三个老头坐在一起聊天。
The 80-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee."
八十岁的老头说：“对我来说最棒的事，就是可以好好小个便。”
"I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."
“我现在都要站个二十分钟一滴一滴地小便，而且还会痛，得一直跑厕所才行。”
The 85-year-old remarked, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement."
八十五岁的老头说：“对我来说最棒的事，就是可以好好大个便。”
I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."
“各种可以弄到的泻药我都试过了，还是没什么用。”
Then the 90-year-old remarked, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee."
九十岁的老头说：“我都没有这些问题。每天早上六点整，我都会舒服而尽情地小便。”
"At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7 a.m."
“六点半一到，就会舒服地大便。对我来说最棒的事，就是我能不能在早上七点前醒来。”
