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Jack-of-all-trades, Master of None
万能博士——门门皆通，样样稀松
I like being a congressman because I am fond of helping people.
我喜欢做个议员，因为我喜欢帮助别人。
Many citizens think that it is an easy job, but in fact, it is very different.
许多公民认为当议员是份简单的差事，实则不然，议员难做啊。
I get many calls from people who need things or want to complain about someone. Often, I do not have the answer.
我接到许多人打来的要东西或是抱怨人的电话，我常常是无言以对。
Last week, a constituent contacted me and asked me to help him construe an article contained within the constitution.
上星期，一位选民跟我联系，让我帮他解释一下宪法中包含的某则条款。
I had to hire a lawyer as a consultant.
我只好请来一位律师做顾问。
After consulting the lawyer, I was able to give the constituent some constructive suggestions and to constrain him to follow the law.
向律师请教一番后，我方才为那位选民提供了一些建设性意见，并强制他依法办事。
Consumers often call to complain about bad products or bad services.
消费者常常打电话，抱怨劣质产品或劣质服务。
I recall one instance where a man complained that a restaurant had contaminated his container of food.
我记得有一次一个男人投诉饭店弄脏了他的饭盒。
He was very angry and showed no constraint.
他火冒三丈，一点也不克制自己的脾气。
Fortunately, he did not consume the bad food.
幸好他没有吃那些脏食。
I asked him to contemplate who might have done it.
我让他好好想想还有谁可能这么干。
At my request, he constructed a time line of the previous day's events.
在我的请求下，他编制出一份罗列前一天所有活动的时间表。
We concluded that, after he departed the restaurant, he had momentarily left his food container within the reach of some monkeys in his laboratory.
我们得出的结论是，他离开饭店后，曾有片刻时间将饭盒放在实验室里一些猴子能够得到的地方。
He conceded that the monkeys were probably responsible for the partial consumption of his food and the soiling of his food container.
他不情愿地承认也许是猴子偷吃了部分食物，还弄脏了他的饭盒。
Other voters call for emergency reasons.
其他一些选民则是为急事打来电话。
For example, one person called to report the outbreak of a contagious disease that constricts breathing.
例如，一个人打电话举报一些突发的窒息性传染病。
I had no idea what he was talking about.
我根本不明白他在讲什么，
All I could do was to notify the local police and the World Health Organization.
只能通知当地警方还有世界卫生组织。
The position of congressman truly constitutes several different jobs.
议员的职务实则由几个不同的工作构成！
