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A DOG'S TALE
一只狗的自述
by Mark Twain
马克·吐温著
CHAPTER I
第一章
My father was a St. Bernard, my mother was a collie, but I am a Presbyterian. This is what my mother told me, I do not know these nice distinctions myself. To me they are only fine large words meaning nothing. My mother had a fondness for such; she liked to say them, and see other dogs look surprised and envious, as wondering how she got so much education.
我的父亲是个“圣伯尔纳种”，我的母亲是个“柯利种”，可是我是个“长老会教友”。我母亲是这样给我说的。这些微妙的区别我自己并不知道。在我看起来，这些名称都不过是些派头十足可是毫无意义的字眼。我母亲很爱这一套。她喜欢说这些，还喜欢看看别的狗显出惊讶和忌妒的神气，好像在惊讶她为什么受过这么多教育似的。
But, indeed, it was not real education; it was only show: she got the words by listening in the dining-room and drawing-room when there was company, and by going with the children to Sunday-school and listening there; and whenever she heard a large word she said it over to herself many times, and so was able to keep it until there was a dogmatic gathering in the neighborhood, then she would get it off, and surprise and distress them all, from pocket-pup to mastiff, which rewarded her for all her trouble.
可是这其实并不是什么真正的教育，不过是故意卖弄罢了：她是在吃饭的屋子里和会客室里有人谈话的时候在旁边听，又和孩子们到主日学校去，在那儿听，才把这些名词学会的。每逢她听到了一些深奥的字眼，她就翻来覆去地背好几遍，所以她能把它们记住，等后来在附近一带开起讲学间的会来，她就把它们搬出来唬人，叫别的狗通通吃一惊，而且不好受，从小狗儿一直到猛狗都让她唬住了，这就使她没有枉费那一番心血。
If there was a stranger he was nearly sure to be suspicious, and when he got his breath again he would ask her what it meant. And she always told him. He was never expecting this but thought he would catch her; so when she told him, he was the one that looked ashamed, whereas he had thought it was going to be she.
要是有外人，他差不多一定要怀疑起来，他在大吃一惊、喘过气来之后，就要问她那是什么意思。她每次都答复人家。这是他决没有料得到的，原来他以为可以把她难住；所以她给他解释之后，他反而显得很难为情，虽然他原来还以为难为情的会是她。
The others were always waiting for this, and glad of it and proud of her, for they knew what was going to happen, because they had had experience.
其他的狗都等着这个结局，而且很高兴，很替她得意，因为他们都有过经验，早知道结局会是怎样。
When she told the meaning of a big word they were all so taken up with admiration that it never occurred to any dog to doubt if it was the right one; and that was natural, because, for one thing, she answered up so promptly that it seemed like a dictionary speaking, and for another thing, where could they find out whether it was right or not?
她把一串深奥字眼的意思告诉人家的时候，大家都羡慕得要命，随便哪只狗也不会想到怀疑这个解释究竟对不对。这也是很自然的，因为第一呢，她回答得非常快，就好像是字典说起话来了似地，还有呢，他们上哪儿去弄得清楚这究竟对不对呀？
For she was the only cultivated dog there was. By and by, when I was older, she brought home the word Unintellectual, one time, and worked it pretty hard all the week at different gatherings, making much unhappiness and despondency; and it was at this time that I noticed that during that week she was asked for the meaning at eight different assemblages, and flashed out a fresh definition every time, which showed me that she had more presence of mind than culture, though I said nothing, of course.
因为有教养的狗就只有她一个，后来我长大一些的时候，有一次她把“缺乏智力”这几个字记熟了，并且在整整一个星期里的各种集会上拼命地卖弄，使人很难受、很丧气。就是那一次，我发现在那一个星期之内，她在八个不同的集会上被人问到这几个字的意思，每次她都冲口而出地说了一个新的解释，这就使我看出了她与其说是有学问，还不如说是沉得住气，不过我当然并没有说什么。
She had one word which she always kept on hand, and ready, like a life-preserver, a kind of emergency word to strap on when she was likely to get washed overboard in a sudden way--that was the word Synonymous.
她有一个名词经常现成地挂在嘴上，像个救命圈似的，用来应付紧急关头，有时候猛不提防她有了被冲下船去的危险，她就把它套在身上——那就是“同义词”这个名词。
When she happened to fetch out a long word which had had its day weeks before and its prepared meanings gone to her dump-pile, if there was a stranger there of course it knocked him groggy for a couple of minutes, then he would come to, and by that time she would be away down wind on another tack,
and not expecting anything;
当她碰巧搬出几个星期以前卖弄过的一串深奥的字眼来，可是她把原来准备的解释忘到九霄云外去了的时候，要是有个生客在场，那当然就要被她弄得头昏眼花，过一两分钟之后才清醒过来，这时候她可是调转了方向，又顺着风往另外一段路程上飘出去了，料不到会有什么问题，
