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Some Truth
一些事实
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
男人会花两块钱买一件价值一块钱的东西，因为这是他想要的东西。
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
女人会花一块钱买到一件价值两块钱的东西，但这并不是她想要的。
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人在结婚前不会为将来操心。
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人在结婚后就不再为将来操心。
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
一个成功的男人赚的钱要比他老婆能花掉的多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
一个成功的女人要能找到这样的男人。
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little.
和男人幸福相处的秘诀是更多地了解他，但是少爱他一些。
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
和女人幸福相处的秘诀是更多地爱她，但根本不要试图去了解她。
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
男人起床时的样子和他上床时的样子一样。
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
女人睡了一晚之后多多少少变了样子。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
男人娶女人时希望她不会改变，可她偏偏就变了。
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁给男人时希望他有所改变，可他偏偏就变不了。
A woman has the last word in any argument.
每次吵架总是女人收尾。
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
男人在那之后说的话会导致新一轮吵架的开始。
