Bilingual Dog
能说两种语言的狗
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
一只警犬应征去联邦调查局工作。
"Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."
“是这样的,”人事主管说,“你必须符合一些严格的要求。首先,你的打字速度要达到至少每分钟60个字。”
Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.
那只狗坐在打字机前,打出了每分钟80个字。
"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."
“其次,”主管接着说,“你要通过体格检查并完成障碍训练。”
This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.
这只健壮的狗以破记录的时间完成了训练。
"There's one last requirement," the director continues, "you must be bilingual."
“还有最后一项要求,”主管继续道,“你要能说两种语言。”
With conidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow!"
那只狗自信地抬起头看着他说:“喵!”