Poor Snake
可怜的蛇
An old snake goes to see his doctor.
一只上了年纪的蛇去看医生。
"Doctor, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days."
“医生,我该配副眼镜了,这段日子以来我一直看不清东西。”
The doctor fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
医生给它配了一副眼镜,并让他两个星期后来复查。
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed.
两个星期后,老蛇又来了,它对医生说它很郁闷。
The doctor says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"
医生问:“怎么啦?眼镜的度数不对吗?”
"The glasses are fine doctor, but I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!"
“眼镜很好,医生,只是我才发现我和一根水管一起生活了两年!”