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The reply-all email thread
回复全部邮件链
Easy to start, impossible to stop.
开始容易，停下来没门。
DEREK SMITH to AllStaff: Someone has taken my mug again.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：又有人把我的杯子拿走了。
This is the third time this month.
这个月拿第三次了。
Please return it immediately. Derek
请立即归还。德里克。
Natalie Flank to AllStaff:What does it look like? Natalie
娜塔莉·弗兰克发给全体员工：杯子长什么样？娜塔莉
Mark van Deen to AllStaff: Round with a small curved handle? Mark
马克·范·迪恩发给全体员工：有弯曲小手柄的圆形杯子？马克
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Sounds like someone I know! T
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：听起来像我认识的某个人！T
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Tim Tandy would like to recall this message
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：蒂姆·坦迪想要撤回此消息
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Sorry about that everyone.
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：非常抱歉，各位。
Was meant to be a private message. Tim
本来准备发私信的。蒂姆
Derek Smith to AllStaff: It’s red and has my name on it.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：红色杯子，上面有我的名字。
I know you all think this is funny but it’s my property and I’d like it back. Derek
我知道你们都觉得很好笑，但那是我的私人物品，我想把杯子拿回来。德里克
Natalie Flank to AllStaff: Where did you last see it? Natalie
娜塔莉·弗兰克发给全体员工：你最后一次看到杯子是在哪里？娜塔莉
Derek Smith to AllStaff: It was in the cupboard in the kitchen.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：在厨房的橱柜里。
Megan Gutfreund to AllStaff: Why don’t you keep it on your desk, Derek?
梅根·古特弗伦德发给全体员工：德里克，你为什么不把杯子放在你的桌子上呢？
It’s much less likely to be taken from there. Megan.
别人从你的桌子上把杯子拿走的可能性要小得多。梅根。
Derek Smith to AllStaff: Because I don’t expect to have to keep everything by me at all times in case it gets stolen.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：因为我没想到必须一直把所有东西都放在身边，以防被盗。
This isn’t Tegucigalpa. It’s Bracknell. D
这里不是特古西加尔巴（洪都拉斯城市），是布拉克内尔（英国城市）。D
Sam Kernel to AllStaff: Where is Tepucigalga?
山姆·科内尔发给全体员工：特普西加尔加是哪里？
Will Adams to AllStaff: Tegucigalpa. It’s in Honduras.
威尔·亚当斯发给全体员工：是特古西加尔巴，在洪都拉斯。
Mark van Deen to AllStaff: It’s the capital of Honduras. Tegucigalpa.
马克·范·迪恩发给全体员工：是洪都拉斯的首都，特古西加尔巴。
Iris Lee to AllStaff: I don’t know why you are accusing your colleagues of stealing.
艾瑞斯·李发给全体员工：我不知道你们为什么要指责同事偷窃。
Someone has picked it up by accident.
有人偶然拿了杯子用。
It’s in a cupboard full of mugs.
放杯子的橱柜里全是杯子。
Alex Arkle to AllStaff: If anyone would like to opt out of this fascinating conversation in order to do some work, there is an option to mute it.
亚历克斯·阿克尔发给全体员工：如果有人想退出这场精彩的讨论以便做一些工作，有静音选项。
Just go to the “More” symbol at the top of the page, click on it and you should see it. Alex
页面顶部的“更多”图标，点击它，你应该就能看到静音选项。亚历克斯
Ava Mayer to AllStaff: Honduras.
艾娃·迈耶发给全体员工：洪都拉斯。
Derek Smith to AllStaff: It literally has my name on it, Iris.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：上面真的有我的名字，艾瑞斯。
It’s the third time this has happened. It’s not an accident.
这是第三次发生这种情况了。不是偶然。
And Alex, implying that I should be muted is appalling.
还有亚历克斯，暗示我应该被静音，你太阴险了。
This is not Pyongyang. Derek
这里不是平壤。德里克
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: I stand with Derek.
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：我支持德里克。
Liberate the M4 corridor one!
解放M4科创走廊1号！
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Tim Tandy would like to recall this message
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：蒂姆·坦迪想要撤回此消息
Alex Arkle to AllStaff: If anyone would like to know how to reply to only one person on an email thread, please do get in touch. Alex
亚历克斯·阿克尔发给全体员工：如果有人想知道如何在邮件链中仅回复一个人，请联系我。亚历克斯
Varun Rama to AllStaff: I actually sympathise with Derek on this.
瓦伦·拉玛发给全体员工：在这件事上，我实际上很同情德里克。
The mug was a gift, and it presumably has sentimental value.
那个杯子是别人送的礼物，大概有情感价值。
I am still waiting to get my charger back, by the way. Varun
顺便说一下，我还在等着有人把我的充电器还给我。瓦伦
Derek Smith to AllStaff: It wasn’t a gift.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：不是礼物。
Megan Gutfreund to AllStaff: You bought a mug with your own name on it?
梅根·古特弗伦德发给全体员工：你买了一个上面有你自己名字的马克杯？
Derek Smith to AllStaff: Yes. Why?
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：是的，怎么了？
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: That would be helpful, Alex.
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：帮了我大忙，亚历克斯。
I keep replying to everyone!
我一直在回复所有人！
Christ alive, what a bunch of dreadful whingers our colleagues are! Tim
天哪，我们的同事真是一群可怕的牢骚鬼！蒂姆
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Tim Tandy would like to recall this message
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：蒂姆·坦迪想要撤回此消息
Flora Hawn to AllStaff: Varun, you’re not alone.
弗洛拉·霍恩发给全体员工：瓦伦，不只你一个人被偷。
I have lost about a million chargers, too. F
我也丢了差不多一百万个充电器。F
Ren Moult to AllStaff: Coming to this late: it’s in Honduras.
任·毛特发给全体员工：来晚了：那个地方在洪都拉斯。
Sumayah Habib to AllStaff: I bring soya milk into work for health reasons and people keep using it.
苏玛亚·哈比卜发给全体员工：因为身体健康原因，我带了豆浆来上班，但总有人在喝我的豆浆。
And before you ask, Megan, I have no choice but to keep it in the fridge. Sumayah
还有，梅根，在你发问之前我要说，我没有别的选择，只能把豆浆放在冰箱里。苏玛亚
Gabriel Palpate to AllStaff: My bicycle was stolen from outside the office the other day.
加布里埃尔·帕尔佩特发给全体员工：前几天我的自行车在办公室外面被偷了。
I know this isn’t relevant but it is something to be aware of. Gabe
我知道这两件事不相关，但需要我们注意。加布
Sally Williams to AllStaff: I’m so sorry to hear that, Gabriel.
萨利·威廉姆斯发给全体员工：听到这个消息很遗憾，加布里埃尔。
I doubt the police took much notice!
我怀疑警方根本没怎么注意！
Megan Gutfreund to AllStaff: I do understand the difference between a mug and milk, Sumayah.
梅根·古特弗伦德发给全体员工：我明白杯子和牛奶之间的区别，苏玛亚。
But thanks so much for making it clear.
但是非常感谢你把区别说清楚了。
Gabriel Palpate to AllStaff: I didn’t even bother telling them! G
加布里埃尔·帕尔佩特发给全体员工：我都懒得告诉警察！G
Sally Williams to AllStaff: Good call!
萨利·威廉姆斯发给全体员工：你的决定是正确的！
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Someone’s going to get palpated!
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：有人要被帕尔佩特骂了！
Tim Tandy to AllStaff: Tim Tandy would like to recall this message
蒂姆·坦迪发给全体员工：蒂姆·坦迪想要撤回此消息
Sumayah Habib to AllStaff: I’m glad you know the difference between a mug and milk, Megan.
苏玛亚·哈比卜发给全体员工：很高兴你知道杯子和牛奶的区别，梅根。
What about your arse and your elbow?
你知道你的屁股和你的肘部的区别吗？
Derek Smith to AllStaff: Panic over.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：恐慌结束。
I found it. Sorry, everyone! D
我找到杯子了。抱歉，各位！D
Megan Gutfreund to AllStaff: Idiot.
梅根·古特弗伦德发给全体员工：白痴。
Derek Smith to AllStaff: Megan, I have no idea what I have done to deserve that.
德里克·史密斯发给全体员工：梅根，我不知道我做了什么让你这样骂我。
The level of rudeness you have just shown is completely inappropriate.
你刚才的粗鲁态度真是太过分了。
This is not New York. It’s Berkshire.
这里不是纽约，是伯克郡。
Continues for rest of eternity...
讨论持续到时间尽头……
