[9] Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[10] Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

[11] Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[12] Don't be irreplaceable--if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

[13] Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

[14] Everything can be filed under miscellaneous.

[15] You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

[16] When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question "how would adventure star Indiana Jones handle this?"

[17] I don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem.

不要插手凶龙恶兽的事，因为你是松脆的，而被涂上番茄酱后味道好极了。

每个人在别人眼中都是怪物。

千万别和白痴争论。他们会把你拉低到和他们同等的水平，再用经验击败你。

切勿成为不可替代的人－－如果没人能取代你，你便无法得到提升。

如果早晨第一件事就是吃一只活青蛙，那么余下的一天便不会有更糟的事发生了。

每件东西都可归入杂项。

老板偶然来到你的办公桌时，你总是在做一些无关紧要的事。

碰到难题时，把它简化成这样一个问题——“惊险片明星印第安那·琼斯会怎样处理？”－－你就能比较容易地解决它了。

不是我的态度有问题，而是你的感觉有问题。