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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
我理想的男友标准-修订版(52岁时)
1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
6.周末不要一直赖在床上
7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
8.欣赏电视晚餐
9.必要时记得我的名字
10.有时周末会刮胡子
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