17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
假如没有酒鬼的话大海要深多少啊！

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
鹰翔九天，但是鼬鼠从不会卷入飞机引擎。

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
假如你两次被吓得半死，会发生什么事呢？

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
通灵之人为什么还要问你的姓名呢？

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
每个老年人心里都会有一个年轻人在问：“怎么会发生这档子破事？”

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
只需记住——假如这个世界不是一张网，我们都会掉落。

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光速快于音速。这就是为什么你在听到他人的发言后才会意识到他们的存在。

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
生活并不太像一盒巧克力。它更像一罐墨西哥辣椒。