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Scarab Bracelet
甲虫手镯
Jewelry is a great way to show Mom how much you love her, but diamonds are so ordinary. No mom will be bugged by this bracelet made from the carcasses of 10 dead beetles. It's a steal at only $3,950.
买首饰最能看出你有多爱妈妈了，但钻石又太普通。那就买这款手镯吧，由10只死掉的甲虫串制而成，妈妈一定不会讨厌的。非常便宜，才3950美元。
Flask That Looks Like Tampon
“卫生棉”酒杯
Moms spend so many hours watching inept soccer games and half-assed piano recitals, it's a shame they have to do it sober. But flasks are so obvious, which is why this device is so brilliant. It's a tube that slips inside of a tampon-shaped sleeve. It's foolproof! People will think Mom is sticking a tampon to her lips when she's really sipping on a gin and tonic.
妈妈们很多时候都在看无聊的足球赛，或者听半吊子的钢琴演奏，真可惜不能来点儿酒助兴。但端着酒杯未免太显眼了，这正好衬托出这款产品的聪明之处：它是个可以塞进布套里的小细瓶子，而这个布套被设计成了卫生棉条的样子。简单吧！拿起来抿一口金汤力鸡尾酒，别人还以为妈妈在往嘴上贴卫生棉呢。
