1. Whether the restaurant he chose is not only something you like but something that reflects positively on him, as if choosing Olive Garden speaks volumes about the purity of his soul. One of the worst things that can happen to a guy on a date is if their date doesn't like the menu. The only things worse than that is if our date dies while on the date. And for whatever reason, if we take you to a restaurant we really love, and you don't love it, then we'll never get married. As if "we don't both love the same Italian bistro" is a valid reason for a breakup.
1. 他选择的餐厅不仅要迎合你的喜好，同时也要能反映他的优点，就好像选择橄榄花园餐厅能充分证明他灵魂纯洁一样。对于男性同志来说，约会中最糟糕的一件事莫过于自己的约会对象不喜欢菜单上的菜肴。比这更糟糕的就是在约会时我们的对象消失了。无论出于什么样的原因，如果我带你去了我喜欢的餐厅，而你却不喜欢，那么我们永远都不会结婚的。就好像"我们不喜欢同样的意大利餐厅"是令人信服的分手理由一样。
2. The fact that he basically has to pick you up in a giant garbage can. Some guys really care about their cars, and are out in the driveway every Sunday washing and detailing it. The rest of us drive around smashing fast food into our faces and throwing empty Gatorade bottles into the back seat. This is fine when we're the only ones who have to drive in it, but it's super embarrassing when we forget that our floor is covered in granola bar wrappers after we pick you up.
2. 关于他总要用像巨型垃圾桶一样的车接你的事实。有些男人对自己的车十分爱护，甚至每周日都会在车道上冲洗装饰自己的爱车。而其他人车上总是会有快餐盒，后座上也放着空了的佳得乐瓶子。当我们自己不得不开这种车时，我们觉得可以接受，但当我们接你时，忘记了车板上的格兰诺拉麦片包装纸时，我们真的觉得超级丢脸。
3. If he chose the right shirt. This is the one fashion thing we have to worry about. We're not worried about our pants (unless we had a split-second moment of panic and grabbed our old JNCOs) and we can get by on our shoes. But if we screwed up the shirt, we're in trouble. Maybe we tried to choose something daring and realized once we got there that we look like a Vegas magician. Or we wore a new shirt for the first time and discovered it puffs up awkwardly in the center, making it look like we're trying to hide a part that's growing out of our torso.
3. 关于他是否选对了衬衫。这是我们需要担心的时尚问题。我们不会担心自己的裤子（除非我们一瞬间十分恐慌，选择了旧的JNCO牌裤子），我们的鞋子也还过得去。但如果衬衫穿的不对，那我们的麻烦就大了。也许我们试着穿风格大胆的衬衫，但到了约会地点才意识到自己像维加斯的魔术师。又或者我们第一次穿新买的衬衫，却发现中间部分尴尬的鼓了出来，就好像我们试图隐藏身体中的一部分一样。
4. If he's talking enough or if he's just overcompensating and dominating the conversation. A lot of that is our date's personal preference. This would be much easier to figure out if we were psychic.
4. 关于他是否说太多话，或者只是在过度补偿和主导对话。很多情况下这都是我们约会对象的个人喜好。这更容易搞清楚我们是否是灵媒。
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