chromed the buttons...redesigned the lapels... and modified the lining!
Victor: (Looking a little surprised) Looking good, Sue! What do you say we burn a little rubber in my second car for the Grand Prix?
Susan: (A car pulls up and they drive away.) This is Mike's house! Are you picking him
up too?
Victor: C'mon! Mike's also got a racer!
(They enter Mike's house.)
Victor: Is the Grand Prix set up, gang?
Mike: For a half hour already!
(A girl smirks.)
Susan: What are you smirking at, Betty?
Betty: Oh nothing, Sue! Your outfit is very original!
Victor: (Showing Sue a model car) Sue, just look at this baby! Aren't these treads
realistic?
Susan: (Feeling angry) I'd like to tread all over you, Victor!
Victor: But, Sue! I named this beauty "Susan" after you!
Susan: Oh? That's sweet of you, Victor! Enjoy your race!
(Susan runs away angrily.)
Long Conversations
A:
Susan: (With a new dress on) Dad, do you notice anything?
Frank: Why, yes! I see my little baby grown up into quite a very sophisticated young lady.
Susan: (Feeling disappointed) Oh, no! (She starts sobbing.).
Frank: I've made over a million dollars in my life, but it'll take me at least three life-times
to understand just one teenage girl!
Susan: (Keeps crying).
Frank: Sue dear! What did I say?
Susan: Oh, it's not you, dad. It's Victor! He's always complaining that I'm overdressed
and too sophisticated for him!
Frank: Overdressed?
Susan: Yes! He says I'm always wearing swim suits I can't swim in...and ski clothes I
can't ski in...and when I wear mink he feels embarrassed about taking me to a
sandwich shop...and...Oh dad! (Sobbing) What's wrong with trying to look nice?
Frank: Oh nothing that a little poverty wouldn't solve! You mean you dress too old for
him?
Susan: Yes!
B: (Phone rings)
Frank: It's probably that nuisance, Victor, now! The only reason I tolerate his call