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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Pack Up 打包
An excited husband yelled to his wife，"Pack up your things; I just won things; Ijust won the lottery! "2014-11-06 编辑：wendy
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Unromantic 不解风情
A couple noticed some young people kissing passionately. The wife said，"Why can't you do that?" The man replied, "Honey, I don't know that girl yet!"2014-11-07 编辑：wendy
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Excrcise 锻炼身体
Mrs. Smith couldn't get her husband to excrcisc. She asked Mrs. Jones what she should do. Mrs. Jones replied, "Tape the remote control between his toes."2014-11-10 编辑：wendy
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Headache 头痛
A male panda bear told his wife, "What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species."2014-11-11 编辑：wendy
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探
Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is?2014-11-13 编辑：wendy
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Wee Hours 凌晨
A man asked his doctor, "Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" The doctor replied, " Try coming home at four in the morning!"2014-11-12 编辑：wendy
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:divorce 离婚
I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. 我问我朋友为什么她要和丈夫离婚。2014-11-14 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:小偷 burglar
A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. 有一个男人去警察局和一个小偷谈话。2014-11-17 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:mow the lawn 修剪草坪
he weather was so hot that a man wanted to mow his lawn in the nude. 天气太热了，所以有一个男人想要裸体修剪草坪。2014-11-18 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:wedding 婚礼
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, Mommy, why does the girl wear white? 在一场婚礼上，一个小男孩问他的母亲：“妈妈，为什么那女孩穿白衣服?”2014-11-20 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:relative 亲戚
They passed a pig farm and the husband said，"Arc they relatives of yours?” 他们经过一个养猪场。丈夫说：“他们是你的亲戚吗?”2014-11-19 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Breast enhancement 丰胸
A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breaste. 有一个女人艰她丈夫说执想去做隆胸手术。2014-11-21 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Mozart 莫扎特
Why did Mozart chop his pet chickens'heads off? 为什么莫扎特砍掉他宠物鸡的头？2014-11-25 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Michael Jackson 迈克尔·杰克逊
How do you distinguish between the king of pop Michael Jackson and a shopping bag? 你怎么区別流行歌曲迈克尔·杰克逊和购物袋？2014-11-26 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Hitler 希特勒
hy did Hitler finally decide to commit suicide?为什么希特勒最后决定自杀？因为自杀被视为是错误的行为，所以用“commit”(犯错） 这个动词；另外也可以用“kill oneself”来表示。2014-11-27 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Arnold Schwartzenegger 阿诺·施瓦辛格
Why did Arnold Schwartzenegger and Maria Shriver decide to tie the knot? 为什么阿诺·施瓦辛格和玛丽娅·施瑞佛决定结婚？2014-11-28 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Bill Clinton 比尔克林顿
Why did Bill Clinton get fired from his job at K.F.C.? 为什么比尔·克林顿被肯德基炒了鱿鱼？2014-12-01 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Chelsea Clinton 切尔西克林顿
“很爱贪污的律师”指的是希拉里(Hilary).“荒淫的政客”指的是克林顿(Clinton)。希拉里赚了很多钱，有人说她是以不正当手段得来的；克林顿则是有许多桃色新闻。2014-12-03 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Woody Allen 伍迪艾论
Can you guess what the title of Woody Allen's latest movie is? 你能猜得出伍迪·艾论最靳电影的名称吗？2014-12-04 编辑：liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:President George W. Bush 布什总统
Do you know what President George W. Bush got on his college SATs? 你知道布什总统在大学学术能力测验中得到几分吗？2014-12-05 编辑：liekkas
