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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:a female pharmacist 一个女药剂师
"Can I get it over the counter?" he asked. 他问:“我可以不需要处方便买到它吗?”(我可以使它越过柜台吗?)2014-12-29 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:the last doughnut 最后一个甜圈
在天体营里,每个人都是一丝不挂的,而这个男人竟然可以两只手各拿一杯可乐,还可以再拿一打甜圈?太厉害了!他一定有过于常人的地方。2014-12-30 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:rubber 安全套
penis的口语别称有dick, peter, tool,所以在美国的年轻一辈.很少人取名Dick(迪克),但因为尼克松(Nixon)总 统的名宇是Dick,所以还有父母为儿子取名Dick;而Peter (彼得)是耶稣的十二门徒之一,故还有人以之为名。2014-12-31 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语: eating grass 吃草
The woman says, "Me,too. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" 女人说:“我也希望,在过去的10分钟里,你一直在吃草!”2015-01-04 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语: biology class 生物课
The professor was explaining that sperm has a high concentration of dextrose. 教授正在说明精液中有高浓度的葡萄糖。2015-01-05 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:the World Cup 世界杯
Today my husband reorganised our fridge for the World Cup, he cleared out everything out and filled with beer and chips. 今天我丈夫为了迎接世界杯重新整理了我们的冰箱,他把冰箱里的东西全清了然后塞满了啤酒和炸薯条。2015-04-10 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:number911 911的电话号码
You are so stupid. You have to call 411 to get the number911. 你真蠢,你竟然打电话给411查911的电话。2015-04-15 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:squirrel 松鼠
Why did the squirrel fall upper the tree? 为什么松鼠从树上掉下来了? - Because it was dead. - 因为它死了。2015-04-14 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Cinderella 辛德瑞拉
"Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?" Because she run away from the ball.2015-04-09 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:Ronaldo and Messi 罗纳尔多和梅西
What's the difference between Spain and teabag? 西班牙和茶包有什么不同? well, a teabag stays in a cup longer. 额,茶包在杯里待得久点。2015-04-13 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:a nut 一颗坚果
How do you catch a squirrel? 怎样才能抓住一只松鼠呢? - You climbe up a tree and act like a nut. 你可以爬上一棵树,然后装成一个疯子。2015-04-16 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:my psycho neighour 我疯狂的邻居
My nineteen-year old daughter on her birthday handed me a book on rasing children and said,"Maybe you'll do better next time". 我19岁的女孩在她生日那天递给我一本关于抚养孩子的书,并且说道:“也许下次你会做得好一些”。2015-04-17 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:a date 约会
Today I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work, little did I know, my boss did the same, we both bumpedinto each other at the shopping center across town. 今天我找了个借口没去上班,令我没想到的是,我的老板也没去上班,我们在镇..2015-04-20 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:camouflage trousers 迷彩裤
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any. 有一天我去买迷彩裤子,结果我一条也没看见。2015-04-22 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:the new movie 新电影
Did you hear about the new movie "Constipation"? 你听说那个新电影《Constipation》吗? It hasn't come out yet. 它还没出来呢。2015-04-23 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:a dog person 犬系的人
今天我和我的老板讨论猫和狗。我觉得我是属于犬系的人,他是猫系的人。他说他更喜欢猫,因为猫整天什么都可以不做。在我来得及阻止自己之前,我脱口而出了一句2015-04-24 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:the skunk 臭鼬
What the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room, the judge would say, "Odor in the Court!" 当一只臭鼬走进法庭,法官会说什么呢?2015-04-25 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:the rubber band 皮筋
What the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? 皮筋工厂的工人被炒鱿鱼的时候会说什么?2015-04-27 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:a book on suicide 一本关于自杀的书
A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "you know what, go away, you won't return it." 一个男人走进图书馆借一本关于自杀的书。图书管理员说::“赶紧走吧,因为你不会把这本书还回来。”2015-04-28 编辑:liekkas
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[听笑话学英语] 听笑话学英语:the skeleton 骨架
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? 为什么骨架自己一个人去派对了?2015-04-29 编辑:liekkas