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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:关于放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I&2011-12-02 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum.They came across one individual in the grounds,with wild eyes,dishevelled hair,feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in h2011-12-01 编辑:jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:我,你,她 I, You & She
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (the2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑: 蒙住金鱼的眼睛!
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom.Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:历史不新鲜
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied:"no, I am teaching History."一位历史老师和他的妻子吃饭。妻子问到工作上有什么新鲜事。丈夫回答2011-11-15 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:钥匙还是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various mem2011-11-14 编辑:jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:时间对猪的意义
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer i2011-11-14 编辑:jasmine
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[阅读经验] 开心一笑:短期假日 A Short Holiday
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays. 亚伦在一个城市的公司工作。他十分努力地工作,期望着休假。 He usually went to the seaside, but2011-11-11 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:新宝宝 The Newborn Baby
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child. 泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的儿子,名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。 Pat had seen babies in other peopl2011-11-11 编辑:Jasmine
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[开心一笑] 开心一笑:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5
Frank believed that five was his special number. 弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。 He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street. 他生在5月5日,有5个孩子,住在东55街555号。 At2011-11-10 编辑:Jasmine