剧情介绍：

公司提升钱德，但他毅然拒绝，因为他并非真正喜欢和数字打一辈子交道；
而他的老板却穷追猛打，不断允诺更高的薪水，最后钱德败阵，得以升职；
他洋洋得意对菲比炫耀他的新办公室和他招之即来的秘书小姐。
菲比的一个客户在找大厨，莫妮卡于是做菜应征；
不幸的是，此人来的路上吸食了大麻、神智不清、见啥吃啥，那个晚上简直就是个灾难。
罗斯和博物馆的女同事赛丽亚约会，赛丽亚想听他讲下流话；
罗斯——起初——还不大会讲……

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Phoebe: Where are you going, Mr. Suity-Man?
Chandler: Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pillman, career counselor a-gogo. (pause) I added the "a-gogo."
Rachel: Career counselor?
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Rachel: I don't!
Chandler: ___________1__________ You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser-known "I don't have a dream" speech.
(Monica enters, excited.)
Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Phoebe: Ooh! Brian's Song!
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this, it's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Chandler: ___________2__________
Monica: So anyway, I'm cooking dinner for him Monday night. You know, kind of like an audition. ___________3__________
Rachel: What are you going to make?
Phoebe: (as though Rachel wasn't paying attention) Yummy noises.
Rachel: (pause) And Monica, what are you going to make?
Monica: I don't know. I don't know. It's just going to be so great!
Phoebe: Ooh! I know what you could make! (runs over to join Monica and Rachel in the kitchen) I know! Oh, you should definitely make that thing... you know, with the stuff? (Monica doesn't know.) You know, that thing... with the stuff...? OK, I don't know. (sits down)