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Mike: Oh thanks. You know it’s always risky when you are cooking cabaska. You know, I
handled the main course, and you were going to handle the dessert. Right?
Kate: Right.
Mike: You know Kate, all this kissing is great, but I really had my heart set on a moon pie.
(knock at the door)
Jason: Mike! Mike!
Mike: Um, look, if we are really quiet he'll go away.
Jason: You can be as quiet as you want. We're not going away. Mike!
Mike: Dad, I’ve got a guest.
Jason: Well now you've got six.
Mike: Come on. Come on. You guys are kidding, right? You're not going to stay here. You're
kidding right?
Jason: Mike, do my nostrils flare like this when I’m kidding?
Mike: But I thought you guys were going to a hotel.
Maggie: We did go to a hotel.
Ben: Yeah. They pulled a gun on us.
Mike: Dad, do you have any idea what you just walked in to?
Jason: Yes. A structure which I believe I own which I can double the rent on at a moments
notice.
Mike: Just wanted to make sure you remembered that.
Carol: So we're all supposed to sleep in this dump? This place isn’t fit for a pig. I know what
you are all thinking, and nobody say a word.
Jason: Well we are all sleeping here unless somebody can come up with two hundred dollars.
Mike: No problem. No problem. Uh, Kate, you got a hundred and ninety seven bucks?
Kate: Look, I've got some space in my dorm room, so if anybody wants to ...
Mike: Ok, ok, for the good of the family, I’ll go.
Kate: I wasn’t talking about you mike.
Ben: I'll be right with you Kate. As soon as I’m done with my sausage.
Kate: I was talking about Chrissy. If that's alright with you?
Maggie: Well let’s let Chrissy decide. Honey, you want to spend the night in Mike’s apartment,
or with Aunty Kate? Kate.
Mike: Look, I’ve got an idea, why doesn’t the whole family go over to Kate’s house, except
Kate?
Jason: No Mike.
Mike: Come on dad. Shouldn’t we let Kate make this decision.
Kate: No Mike.
Maggie: Ok Kate. Here's everything she needs for the night. And sweetheart, I will see you
tomorrow.
Mike: Ok, I got one more idea. I mean, how bad can this pesticide really be?
Kate: You are so cute when you are frustrated.
Mike: I must be stinking gorgeous right now. Well thank you everyone, a whole bunch.
Maggie: Well Mike, this isn’t a barrel of ms for me either.
Carol: Or me.
Ben: Or me.
Maggie: Jason, why couldn’t you have....
Jason: Maggie, I told you...
Everyone: (Arguing)
Mike: What?
Ben: I found a hair in this sausage.
Mike: It’s not a hair, it’s just a vein.
Jason: Stop it, stop it, stop stop stop it! Coe on. Ok, we've had a tough day. Yes, you fell
through the floor. You had your credit cards cut up. You ate a vein. Jerry Vale dumped on me.
Mike, and you, you had a chance. You were sitting here with a...with a chance to have a nice
conversation with a lovely lady. Are we going to let all this stuff get us down?
Everyone: Yes!
Jason: Well not this camper. No, I’m going to make the best of what we have., I'm going to
look at this glass as being half full and not half empty. I'm going to accentuate the positive
and not the negative. I'm going to take me these lemons, and I’m going to make lemonade.
Jason: Anyone else still awake?
Everyone: Yes.
Mike: How can I get to sleep? You guys got my bed.
Jason: Well I did it for your mother. She's getting on in years. Oh well. Com eon. As long as
everyone's awake, why don’t we talk?
Ben: You mean to each other?
Jason: Ben. Families have been known to talk to each other you know.
Ben: Yeah, on TV.
Jason: Albright. Alright. Let’s pretend we're on TV. Give it a try. Come on. Carol, go first.
Carol: Ok, what do you want me to say?
Jason: Whatever's important to you. Whatever you're feeling. Whatever weighs heaviest on
your mind.
Carol: Oh, here we go. Another ft joke. Why can’t anybody just accept the fact that I have lost
thirty three and a third pounds?
Jason: Ok, we won’t start with Carol. Ben.
Ben: Well I’ve got a good joke, if bodily fluids don’t offend you.
Jason: Ok, we won’t start with Ben. Mike.
Mike: I'm not saying anything until I get my bed back.
Jason: Ok, we won’t start with Mike. Maggie.
Maggie: I don’t appreciate that crack about me getting on in years.
Jason: Good idea. I'll start. You guys remember when the last time was we all spent the night
together in one room? Hu hu hu? Remember? it was ten years ago, and that was at your aunt
Rose's funeral. Now that was a fun time.
Maggie: Jason!
Jason: I don’t mean the funeral was fun Maggie. I mean the fact that we had to spend the
night in your Uncle Bobbies bomb shelter. Do you remember that? Remember what we did?
We played games. We sang songs. We invaded the emergency rations and we gorged
ourselves. You remember that?
Maggie: Yeah.
Jason: Your mum got all tanked up and set off uncle Bobbie’s flares.
Maggie: I did not.
Jason: I know you didn’t. I made that up just to make this more interesting.
Mike: Dad, is there a point to this?
Jason: Yes Mike. The point is we were a family then. You know, we didn’t want to spend the
night together, all crowded in one room underground. With no air and mikes feet. But the
point is we did it and we made the most of it. And it just occurred to me that maybe this is
the last time we'll spend the night together, alone, in one room.
Mike: So you mean you're getting a hotel room tomorrow? Great!
Carol: You mean it?
Jason: Maggie, Maggie, when did these kids change?
Maggie: (snoring)
Eddie: You Mikey, can you spare me a ten?
Maggie: What? Uh?
Eddie: Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realise you were sleeping with your mother. Ahhhh!
Hey Michael, what's happening?
Mike: Well you are pretty much looking at it Ed.
Maggie: Eddie, what are you doing here?
Eddie: Well actually Mike, I was wondering if you could lend me a ten.
Mike: Yeah.
Jason: At four in the morning?
Mike: Look, all I’ve got is a twenty.
Eddie: That will do.
Mike: Wait a minute. For me you had three, for him you've got twenty!
Mike: Well he pays me back.
Eddie: Thank you Michael. You know this is really neat. My family never sleep all together in
the same room. Wow, carol, you're developing quite nicely.
Ben: I can’t sleep on this floor. Things are crawling on me.
Maggie: I'm sorry honey, climb in.
Jason: Oh!
Carol: Wait a second. The snot ball gets a bed and I have to suffer on the floor! Forget it.
Mike: Hey! Wait a minute. Hold it! Time out! Who owns the bed? I'm the one who owns the
bed and you guys are going to sleep in it! I'm supposed to sleep on the floor? No way. Make
room.
Jason: Oh come on.
Carol: Ow! Hey mike, that's my foot.
Mike: Well I’m sorry.
Jason: Yes, well who's got their elbow in my back?
Maggie: Somebody needs to cut their toenails.
Jason: You can’t have this many people in this bed.
Mike: Dad, I’ve had twice as many people in this baby. Don’t worry, they were all guys. You
know what I mean.
Carol: Wait a minute. Did you wet the bed?
Ben: No. Hey, we're not wetting the bed, the bed is wetting us.
Mike: What the...
Everyone: Ahhh!
Jason: Come on.
Carol: I'd just like to point out that that it was mike who bought the water bed back. Not Slim
Svelte.
Jason: carol. Carol, shut up/
Maggie: Oh nice. The genius who cancels the credit cards, tells his daughter to shut up!
Jason: I did what I had to do. Staying here was a lot better than borrowing money from Wally.
Maggie: Oh don’t act so noble. He did nothing to you.
Jason: Oh yeah. Well it shows how much you know. I didn't even ask him.
Maggie: What?
Jason: Yeah, that's right. A man has his pride.
Maggie: You mean we weren’t forced to stay in this place? You chose it?
Jason: I chose it. But that was before I so stupidly thought that we might enjoy a little family
fun. ha ha ha.
Mike: Are you just going to stand there, or are you going to help me drink my bed?
Maggie: This is terrible.
Jason: Where the hell am I?
Maggie: Jason. What are you doing out here?
Jason: I don’t know. I got confused. I got lost. I thought I was heading for the steps.
Maggie: Didn’t this look like a pretty small door?
Jason: Maggie, I should warn you, if you're coming out here, we may have to....... (To be
continued)
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