You got newline talents?
Like hidden talents?
Can you dance? Maybe you can tap dance?
Can you?
No. Here, I'll play a song and you dance. OK. I can't really sing. I have to sing goofy in order to sing, like I have to sing stupid. OK?
OK.
You always hurt the one you love,
The one you shouldn't hurt at all.
You always take the sweetest rose,
And crush it until the petals fall.
You always break the kindest heart,
With a hasty word you can't recall.
(You're actually good.
Slow dance for this part.)
So, if I broke your heart last night,
It's because I love you most of all.
Oooh...