Penny: Um... me? Okay. 我? 好的。 I'm a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. 我是射手座的。这样你们就能了解很多想知道的事了。 Sheldon: Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion 是啊，这让我们知道你被大众文化所迷惑了 that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality. 根据太阳的位置随便胡乱定个星座以及你的出生日期影响了你的性格。 Penny: Participate in the what? 跟什么有关? Leonard: I think what Sheldon's trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess. 我想Sheldon是想说我们一开始没想到是射手座的。 Penny: Oh, yeah. A lot of people think I'm a water sign. 是啊，很多人都觉得我像水瓶座。 Okay, let's see, what else. 噢，我想想，还有什么？ Oh, I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish. 我吃素，偶尔也吃鱼。 And the occasional steak. I love steak! 偶尔还有牛排，我爱死牛排了。 Sheldon: Well, that's interesting. Leonard can't process corn. 真有意思,Leonard不能消化玉米。 Leonard: Well, uh, do you have some sort of a job? 你有在工作吗？ Penny: Oh, yeah. I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory. 我是Cheesecake Factory的女招待。 Leonard: Oh... I love cheesecake. 我喜欢芝士蛋糕。 Sheldon: You're lactose intolerant. 你对乳糖过敏的。 Leonard: I don't eat it. I just think it's a good idea. 我不吃，但我觉得这是个好主意。 Penny: Oh. Anyways, I'm also writing a screenplay. 还有，我还在写一部剧本。 It's about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska, 是讲一个多愁善感的女孩子从林肯去了洛杉矶， to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory. 想要当女明星，却去当Cheesecake Factory的女招待。 Leonard: So, it's based on your life. 是以你的生活为范本。 Penny: No, I'm from Omaha. 不，我是从奥马哈来的。 Leonard: Well, if that was movie, I would go see it. 如果要拍成电影，我肯定去看。 Penny: I know, right? Okay, let's see, what else... um... 我知道，没错。我想想，还有什么。 Guess that's about it. That's the story of Penny. 我想就是这样了。这就是Penny的故事了。 Leonard: Well, it sounds wonderful. 听起来很不错。 Penny: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk! 以前是的。直到我爱上了一个混蛋！ Sheldon: What's happening? 怎么啦? Leonard: I don't know. 我不知道。 Penny: God, you know, four years I lived with him. 我和他一起住了4年。 Four years…that's like as long as high school! 4年，那可跟高中时间一样长啊。 Sheldon: It took you four years to get through high school? 你用了4年才念完高中？ Penny: It just... I can't believe I trusted him! 我不敢相信我竟然那么信任他！ Leonard: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something. 我该说点什么吗？我觉得我该说两句。 Sheldon: You? No, you'll only make it worse. 你？你只会让事情更糟。 Penny: You want to know the most pathetic part? 你知道最悲哀的是什么吗？ Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts... 虽然我恨他骗我，恨他对我不忠。 I still love him. Is that crazy? 我还是爱他。我是不是疯了？ Sheldon: Yes. 没错。 讲解注释： Sagittarius：射手座 participate in：参与 mass cultural：大众文化的 delusion：错觉 apparent：显然的 position：位置 arbitrarily：任意地 define：限定 constellation：星座 personality：人格,个性 water sign：水瓶座 vegetarian：素食者 occasional：偶尔的 steak：牛排  process：处理，【消化】 lactose：糖乳 intolerant：不能容忍的【对乳糖过敏反应】 screenplay：剧本 sensitive：多愁善感的 L.A.：洛杉矶(L.A.是Los Angeles的缩写) actress：女演员 wind up：以…结束 jerk：混蛋 go throung：完成,度过 pathetic：悲哀的 cheat：欺骗 guts：胆量