Am I the only one about to pass out?
No. I keep seeing my dead grandfather at the end of the tunnel, saying "Come toward the light."
Keep going, ladies. Keep your eyes on the thighs!
Did she just use a civil rights rallying cry to get us to lose ass fat?
First time, huh?
Oh, what gave me away?
The fact that this was light blue when I came in?
Well, the good news is if you have a heart attack, I'm a doctor.
The bad news is if you have one, I'm not.
Okay, so if I die, please put me ass up in the coffin.
I'd hate for all this work to go to waste.