Stop calling it "dating."
It's dinner with a friend.
Do not do that. Do not do the snort.
Could you make her stop snorting?
Lynette, I find it more effective when we use words rather than inflammatory noises.
You want words? Here are some words:Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Lobster for two at Chez Nous is not "dinner with a friend."
A $300 night at Sakura is not strapping on a feedbag with a buddy.
I still do our credit card bills, genius.
All right, enough words.
Hey, it's not like I went looking for this.
Jane lives in the building. We got to talking.
You know what? She was actually nice to me...
Something I'm not used to.
Oh, I can't snort, but a drive-by like that's okay?
All right, emotions are running a little hot,