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I've been sitting out there for the last half hour trying
我坐在那儿半个小时 一直想编出个故事
to come up with a story that would explain my being here dressed like this.
一直想编出个故事 来解释我为什么到这里 却穿着这身衣服
And... and I wanted to come up with a story
我想编出个故事来
that would demonstrate qualities that I'm sure you all admire here,like...
证明我拥有你们期待的品质
like earnestness or diligence or team playing,
比如诚实 勤奋 团队精神等等
something, and I couldn't think... of anything.
但我什么也没能想出来
So the truth is, I was arrested for failure to paying parking tickets.
事实上我因为没有付清停车罚款被拘捕了
Parking tickets? What!
什么 罚单
And I ran all the way here from the... the Polk station... the police station.
我从局子 警局一路跑过来的
Jay？
杰
Yes, sir!
是
How many times have you seen Chris?
你见过克里斯多少次
Oh, I don't know. One to many, apparently.
我不记得了 大概很多次了吧
Was he ever dressed like this?
他曾经这样穿过吗
No... no... jacket and tie.
不 没有 都是西服领带
Can I say something? Um... I'm the type of person,
我可以再说几句吗 我是这样一种人
if you ask me a question, and I don't know the answer, I'm gonna tell you that I don't know.
你向我提问 如果我不能答上来 我就会告诉你我不知道
But I bet you what, I know how to find the answer, and I will find the answer.
但我能向你保证 我知道怎么找到答案的 而且我一定找到答案
Is that fair enough?
这样可以了吗
Chris,
克里斯
what would you say if a guy walked in for an interview without a shirt on,
假设有个人不穿着正装就跑过来面试
and I hired him, what would you say?
然后我却录用了他 你会怎么想
He must've had on some really nice pants.
那他的裤子一定很不错
