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What happened when you flip a car with a raw cage held together by a duct tape?
如果你将一台车放入用胶布捆成的笼子后滚下山坡，将会如何呢？
That was a dummy. I'll never get in that car tilt together by a duct tape.
那只是个假人。我怎么可能亲自坐上那台胶布黏的车！
But what if you use tape as strong as steel? Manliness.
但是若胶布跟钢铁一样坚固呢？男子气概
Strong as steel. Here's the thing: your manliness.
跟钢铁一样坚固！重点来了：你的男子气概。
Your shovels break, your pipes leak. Your mouther falls off cuz a manly man, will not be marveled.
你的铲子坏了、你的水管漏水。你的接合管掉下来了，你的男人味不再让人惊艳
You need a manly solution for those manly problem.
你需要一个有男子气概的解决办法来解决那些男人的问题
Duct tape is temporary. It only gets you so far.
胶布是暂时的，它只是一时的
Keeps the pieces together without actually make things work again.
仅能暂时把零碎的部分年起，但事实上没有修好
Like my birthday with my parents' marriage.
就像我出生时并未修补我爸妈的婚姻。
The hardware store may have new shovels, brass pipes but a manly man doesn't want to spend his Saturday at store.
五金行可能有新的铲子、铜管，但是有男子气概的男人绝不想在五金行耗费周六时光
Unless that store is a co-word for a big screen TV that feature
除非店里有大电视，然后上映我喜欢的节目
You could call a handyman or a plumber, but they charge for consultation plus the price in the new parts
你可以叫水电工或修水管的人来，但他们可能会多收你咨询费、零件费
plus labor, plus dignity and your wife depending on how sexy your plumber is.
劳力费、你的尊严和你的老婆（取决于水电工有多性感）
Well, there's a manly solution for your manly problems. FiberFix.
但是，有一个很man的解决方法。FiberFix。
FiberFix is a special tape that's strong as steel. It's not an expression. It's literally as strong as steel.
FiberFix是一种无坚不摧的特殊胶带。不只是说说，它真的无坚不摧。
I'm not prone to hyperbolic. FiberFix can be used anywhere.
我不是向来就这么浮夸的。FiberFix可以用在任何地方。
Got a busted pipe? FiberFix it.
水管坏了？用FiberFix来修。
Only if you want that pipe to function properly for the rest of your mother loving life
只有当你想要水管可以一辈子都正常运作
because FiberFix is strong, permanent and 100% watertight. Repairs like that can cost hundreds of dollars.
因为FiberFix坚固、持久而且百分之百不漏水。像那样的维修费可能高达几百美元
Fix it yourself with FiberFix spend the rest of savings on something manly
用FiberFix自己修理，就可以省下钱去做一些更有男子气概的事
like hunting equipment or diversify stock portfolio that's sensible yet aggressive enough to expect reasonable ROI.
像是猎具或是分散股票投资风险，那些很敏感却够有侵略性，足以预期很好的投资报酬率
Because that's manly, too. A quick FiberFix can save your Saturday.
因为就是很man。用一个简单的FiberFix胶带可以拯救你的星期六。
Dual broke? FiberFix! Saturday saved.
工具坏掉了？用FiberFix来修！周六得到了拯救。
Broken stool? Yeah, that's FiberFix, the sand to be smooth, painted to be beautiful, like the toenails of a brownie woman.
坏掉的凳子？用FiberFix来磨得光滑、喷漆喷得美美的，就像金发尤物的脚趾甲
Camping in the middle of nowhere with broken tent pole? FiberFix! Saturday saved.
在野外露营但帐篷的支架却坏掉？用FiberFix来修！周六得到了拯救。
Exhausted pipes, water heaters, FiberFix can fix it all and it withstands temperature of up to 850 degrees.
耗损的水管、热水供应器，全部用FiberFix来修理，而且它能承受摄氏850度高温
If there were any stronger, you can use it to repair volcano.
假如更厉害的话，恐怕能修理火山吧
FiberFix is 100 times stronger than duct tape because it uses fiber glass technology.
FiberFix比一般胶布坚固100倍因为它使用玻璃纤维的技术
Just dip it in water, wrap it, wait 10 minutes, bang! Cured, hardened, strong as steel.
把它放进水里、包裹它、等十分钟，就完成了。解决、强化，坚固如钢铁
FiberFix, tougher than nails and softer than nothing because it's FiberFix.
FiberFix，比螺丝还坚固，比什么都还柔软，因为它是FiberFix
It wasn't made to be soft. You wanna soft? Go buy a poppy and tissue, and blow its nose into. You wanna tough? Buy FiberFix.
它本来就不是要做柔软的材质，你想要它柔软？用卫生纸帮小狗擤鼻涕吧！想要强悍吗？买FiberFix就对了。
So if you break things and would like to un-break them, click here to order FiberFix today at FiberFix.com
所以假如你弄坏东西，然后想要恢复原状，就按这个按钮，登入我们的网站。
FiberFix provides first-aid kit, you shouldn't wait until you cut yourself before you go out and buy one cuz you bleed out and die
FiberFix提供救护箱，你不该不见棺材不掉泪，因为如此一来你早已血流不止而死亡，
according about what I know about cuts.
根据我的观察啦。
You gotta have that kit ready the moment you need just like you need FiberFix before some breaks.
要防患未然，就像东西坏掉之前就买好FiberFix
In your house, your glove box, your toolbox, your fanny pack,
在你家、你车子前方的杂物柜、你的工具箱、你的霹雳包
so when the poop hits the fan, you can wrap the poop and FiberFix. Heaven helped that fan.
所以当情况很糟时，你可以把大便包起来然后用FiberFix黏好。感谢老天救了那部货车
Or maybe you're thinking, Do I have to buy FiberFix? Can't I just use 100 times more duct tape?
或者，你在想：我一定要买FiberFix吗？我可以用一百倍的一般胶布黏他就好了吗？
Sure, you could totally do that. Or maybe you're thinking FiberFix's tape that can't be a permanent solution.
当然啊，你可以这样做...又或者是你在想FiberFix不可能一劳永逸
Well, you should stop being such a tape racist cuz this is nothing like any other tape you've seen before.
喂，别歧视这款胶带啊！保证是你前所未见的。
Yes, these raw cages held together by nothing but FiberFix and no I did not weld it.
没错，这些车笼子完全没有焊接，只用FiberFix黏合
It's called FiberFix, it's in permanent fix like when you get your dog fixed, there's no going back. Sorry, boy. Here's your tissue.
这就是FiberFix，是永远的解决办法，就像你要治疗你家的狗，没有回头路。抱歉，小宝贝，这卫生纸给你
Is FiberFix for women, too? Just ask my smoking hot wife. Yes, it is. Back to you, husband.
FiberFix也有设计给女人用的？问问我火辣的老婆就知道。没错。把现场交还给你啰，老公。
So click here and we'll send you our manly man kit complete with FiberFix repair aid, heat wrap, patches.
点击链接，我们就会送你一组很man的男人必备工具，里面有完整的FiberFix维修组合、耐热胶布、补丁
You'll be ready to repair anything, anytime, anywhere.
你可以随时随地修理任何东西
So you can spend the rest of your time winning your wife back from the plumber
并从水电工那儿赢回老婆的心。
So unless you've never broken anything in your life ever, click here to try FiberFix today.
除非你在一生中没用坏过东西，今天就按这个连结进到FiberFix的网站试试吧
FiberFix for every man including women.
FiberFix适合任何男人和女人。
