地点：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：罗斯，瑞秋，莫妮卡，钱德勒，菲比
事件：乔伊一共有七个妹妹，在他的生日派对上，钱德勒与其中一个妹妹鬼混，第二天却不记得是哪个妹妹了。

Ross: So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping you?
罗斯：这么说，他只是个大好人罢了。你真的认为这个叫马克的是不求回报地帮你？
Rachel: Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that's true of any job.
瑞秋：我想我得跟他洗鸳鸯浴，但是你知道，哪份工作不是这样？
Monica: How ya feelin'?
莫妮卡：你感觉怎么样？
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.
钱德勒：我的公寓已经不存在了，因为全被我喝掉了。
Phoebe: Where'd you get to? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
菲比：你去哪里了？你拆开所有礼物之后我们就找不到你了。
Ross: Yeah.
罗斯：是啊。
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
钱德勒：我后来跑到了贮藏室，而且不只我一个人。
All: Woooo hoooo!!!
所有人：喔！
Chandler: Ow, no "woo-hooing," no "woo-hooing."
钱德勒：不要再叫了，不要再叫了！
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
菲比：怎么了？出什么事了？
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. Well, that's not the worst part.
钱德勒：啊，我跟乔伊的妹妹鬼混来着。这还不是最糟糕的。
Monica: What is the worst part?
莫妮卡：那最糟糕的是什么？
Chandler: I can't remember which sister.
钱德勒：我不记得是哪个妹妹。
Ross: You see what men do! Don't tell me men are nice! This is men!
罗斯：你看到没有？别说男人里有好人，这就是男人！