地点：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：罗斯，菲比，钱德勒，瑞秋，乔伊
事件：罗斯觉得这是他度过的最惨的感恩节，而钱德勒觉得自己才是“悲惨感恩节之王”。

Ross: Huh, I don't know what to pick. Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction? Hmm.
罗斯：哈，我都不知道该选哪个，我是该感谢离婚，还是感谢被赶出去呢？嗯。
Phoebe: Wow! See, and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.
菲比：你看，哇，我以为你今年没什么值得感谢的呢。
Ross: I'm sorry. It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.
罗斯：抱歉，只不过这是最惨的感恩节。
Chandler: No-no-no! I am the king of bad Thanksgivings. You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
钱德勒：不不不！我才是感恩节最衰帝，你不能一下子指着你的离婚故事把我的地位抢走。
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again, are you?
瑞秋：哦，你不会又要把你父母离婚的故事再讲一遍吧？
Ross: Oh God, no.
罗斯：哦，天啊，别这样。
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
乔伊：哦，干吗不啊，我想听！一个没有钱德唠叨的感恩节是不完整的！
Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.
钱德勒：这是传统，就跟游行似的。如果游行内容也是“他离家出走，抛弃妻子”的话。